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DOC MUSCLE
09 March 2008 @ 11:38 pm
Buck up, Man O' Steel. ol' son! Time to get back to that NEVER ENDING BATTLE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSRl_WZ_mBY
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
28 February 2008 @ 01:29 am
Poppa's got himself a brand new logo:






Some of the ol' Smitening Lightning, if you get my drift.

So uh, Suck My Thunder and all that, but I only mean it in the nicest way possible.

-Doc
 
 
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
27 February 2008 @ 10:58 pm
My sister's sister-in-law is an art teacher at L.C.C.  Apparently they're having some kind of cultural day at school next Tuesday, and she asked me to come in and talk to her students about cartooning and such.  Her grade 5 and 6 students are apparently into Manga pretty big time, but she thinks a little general cartooning information wouldn't hurt. So I'm digging out my Winsor Mackay, Eisner, Kubert, McCloud, Stan Lee and John Buscema. These guys wrote the book (literally in some cases) on the comics art form. It may not be Manga, but it will certainly give them good foundations if any of them choose to pursue a career in cartooning.

Curiously, the idea of molding so many impressionable little minds gives me an odd sense of glee
 
 
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
22 February 2008 @ 12:25 am
Hooray.

 I'm now as healed as I'm gonna get, apparently. That stiffness of movement and the occasional sharp pains when I move my hand too quickly or (heaven forbid!) lean on my left hand?  Maybe they'll get better, maybe not. Gee, thanks Doc, that fills me with great  optimism!

So now it's job-hunting time. Anybody know somewhere that needs a slightly-used pencil-pusher?
 
 
CURRENT MOOD: blah.
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
30 December 2007 @ 03:06 am
I've been living off Nyquil and chicken soup for the last week, having caught the Abominable Snowcold that's been making the rounds like a demented Santa of Sick, so I'm a little late with this. I figure getting it out in the X-Mas/New Year limbo week still makes it count.

I'm a big hairy (no, literally) guy. I follow the big hairy guy code. I don't often ask for help, nor do I see much point in expressing my self overmuch. I'm also a bit of a loner by nature, which makes me a difficult friend to be around at times.

That though having been expressed, I would like to mention that I am grateful to have known many of you for the last decade or so. We may not encounter each other frequently, but I am glad of the opportunity to keep up with your lives and activities throughout the year by reading your livejournals. A better, more creative bunch of people I have yet to encounter. I wish only good things for all of you this coming year, and I hope that I can one day be of some small service to you.


-Best Wishes from the Doc!
 
 
CURRENT MOOD: Nyquil-ly
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
20 December 2007 @ 12:47 am
I Am A: True Neutral Human Druid/Sorcerer (3rd/3rd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-18

Dexterity-18

Constitution-15

Intelligence-18

Wisdom-18

Charisma-16


Alignment:
True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Primary Class:
Druids gain power not by ruling nature but by being at one with it. They hate the unnatural, including aberrations or undead, and destroy them where possible. Druids receive divine spells from nature, not the gods, and can gain an array of powers as they gain experience, including the ability to take the shapes of animals. The weapons and armor of a druid are restricted by their traditional oaths, not simply training. A druid's Wisdom score should be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that they can cast.


Secondary Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus</a></b> (e-mail)

 
 
DOC MUSCLE
18 December 2007 @ 05:28 pm
i  would like to meet the bare minimum necessary requirements to keep my job. I would like to show up anywhere between 15 minutes to an hour late, if I bother to show up at all. I want to waste other people's valuable time as I sit upon my lofty perch and glare at them with the contempt and apathy that they so very richly deserve. I want to make untold hundreds of people angry at me and reserve the right to ignore their complaints about my behavior. When the performance of my duties is most crucial, I want to let everybody down with a sneer on my lips.

I want to work for a company that regularly raises the price for its goods and services but makes no profit. I want to work for a company that is so poorly managed that they go crying to the government for handouts despite their massive overspending. I want to be part of the problem, not part of the solution. i want a job that does not rely upon positive performance reviews or good customer feedback to garner a pay increase. I prefer to carry my negative behavior as a standard for all the world to see, to use it as a bargaining chip when I ask, nay, DEMAND, a raise. Above all, I see no reason to improve my behavior after my various unreasonable demands are met. I want to be borderline criminal. I want to be unhelpful, unkempt, uncooperative and unreliable, but I want to make more money than teachers or nurses, despite the fact that my job requires far less skill.

Where the hell am I going to find a job like that?

I know! How about a City of Montreal Bus Driver?
 
 
CURRENT MOOD: pissed off
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
12 December 2007 @ 12:02 am
   Once upon a time, I used to have the hots for Yuffie, but Rikku is quickly becoming my favorite Final Fantasy Femme.
Just thought I'd share.
 
 
SOUNDTRACK: FF X-2
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
16 November 2007 @ 01:20 am
Hey Kids!! Remember those boring old college classes, struggling to stay awake while you read Crime and Punishment? Now, thanks to Batman, you can!!

http://againwiththecomics.blogspot.com/2007/08/batman-by-dostoyevsky.html
 
 
CURRENT MOOD: whimsical
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
01 November 2007 @ 05:02 am
So I made about 120 bags of candy, carved a pumpkin, and set up some decorations around the door. Not as extensive an effort as some people's, but enough to get into the Hallowe'eney spirit. I  like to see little kids dressed as Tigger, or Superman, or Spidey, or a princess, or whatnot. It's fun, even though I gave up the ol' Trick or Treating long ago, and the spectacle is worth the expense of the candy, in my opinion.

So what the hell? Half of the kids that showed up at the door tonight were teenagers, and I'm talking well into their middle teens. I've got nothing against giving them candy except that they're not even wearing fucking costumes! They show up at my door in sweatshirts and jeans and hold up their garbage bag like I owe them or something. Here are your future tax collectors folks. Hey kid, lotta fucking thought went into that outfit, huh?  At the very least, go to the Dollar store and pick up a mask, you pimply faced little cretins. I made the effort, why don't you? Fucking don't come over to my house and open  your schoolbag so I can put some candy next to your homework, you little shit. And show some respect. At least say "Trick or Treat" or "Happy Hallowe'en" in either official language, not "You got 'nee candy?"  If you're taking your little brother or sister around, sure, I'll give you some candy too. But if you're flying solo, or with a gang of your buddies and not a single one of you you can be bothered to make a minimum effort, do everyone a favor: stay home and play video games or jabber on your cellphone, or better yet, do some homework.  Maybe your academic results can make up for your various  and obvious social deficiencies. Let the younger kids whose minds have not yet become as jaded and socially maladjusted as your own have some fun. Inconsiderate little fucking shits like you take the joy out of the holiday.

At the risk of being the Scrooge of Hallowe'en, I put everybody on notice that next year there will be a sign on the door:

 SORRY, NO COSTUME, NO CANDY!!
 
 
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
05 December 2006 @ 04:29 pm
OHMIGAWD!OHMIGAWD!OHMIGAWD! They're real!

Zombie Chickens right here:
http://www1.pressdemocrat.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061122/NEWS/611220399/1033/NEWS01
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
13 October 2006 @ 03:21 am
Yesterday, October 11, at appproximately 4:00 PM Calgary time, my sister-in-law's water broke.  Since she had no labour pains, she was released from the hospital  some hours later.  She was re-admitted at 11 PM,  although she was still not experiencing any pains. After a long and sleepless night with little change,  it was decided to induce labour at 3:00 PM, today, October 12. Thus:

Baby Luke Robert Chevrier, 9 lbs, 4 oz was born on October 12 at 6:00 PM Calgary time (8:00 PM here in Montreal, just in time for Smallville, so maybe there's a brand new Superman fan in the family). Mother and child are, as they say, doing just fine. Dad is a little less frazzled, to be sure.

So yeah, all things considered, today didn't suck at all.
 
 
CURRENT MOOD: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
20 September 2006 @ 01:02 am
Sandman7 Made Me Do It!

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! JUST HIT REPLY.



1.Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Do we know each other outside of Live Journal?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
 
 
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
17 August 2006 @ 10:17 pm
          Plodding along, I just finished All Star Archives # 10 which covers All Star Comics #45 to 49. The art is pretty solid and the stories mix and match up the characters a bit, even though they still maintain the "divide and be conquered, then triumph through unity" formula. Although Green Lantern usually pulls solo duty. One last book to go and then hopefully I can get a hold of #'s 1-6 at the library, which seem to be perpetually out.

          Plastic Man Archives # 5 gives us more of the zany Plastic Man and Woozy Winks duo, who tend to face down scores of improbable cads and villains. My favorite story is the "Granite Lady" one. Hi-larious! Jack Cole was a comic book genius, and his energy shines through on every page. Do yourself a favor and chec this series out.

          My favorite Archive Edition this week was by far the Starman Archive # 1 (and only). Who is Jack Burnley? I'm sure you might wonder. But once you see his art in this collection of Starman stories, you'll realise that he is truly one of the unsung cartoonists of the Golden Age of Comics. His draftsmanship, ability to convey mood and atmosphere, and overall grasp of anatomy still holds up today. If I had any problem with his work, it was with his occasionaly disjointed panel arrangement.  There were times when  I would drift to the wrong panel simply because his pages were awkwardly designed. The stories are pretty basic but still quite entertaining for 8-pagers.

Next on my list: The Spirit Archives #1-3.


 
 
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
09 August 2006 @ 10:40 pm
Finished reading:
Plastic Man Archives #2 & 4
Thunder Agents Archives#4
All Star Archives # 7,8 &9

I have commented previously on the Plastic Man and Thunder Agents Archives. As for the All Star Archives, I have to admit, the art in # 7 and some of # 8 is kind of crude, even by 1940's standards.  Later on, in # 8, Joe Kubert, Alex Toth and Irwin Hasen step in to handle some of the chapters so the artwork improves markedly.
Some gripes:
  • Wonder Woman does absolutely nothing for most of #7 and #8. Basically, the six other members go tackle the various menaces created by the main villain, and she dutifully waits for them to return.
  • The stories in #7 & 8 are basically written by formula. The heroes split up, each fighting one aspect of the problem, and come together in the end. They act like a team in name only. Thankfully, the formula changes somewhat when Black Canary shows up. Sometimes two heroes team up, sometimes Wonder Woman actually participates in an adventure. The best stories are in the latter half of # 8 and all of #9.
  • Johhny Thunder. Wow, I've never read much of his solo adventures but how did this guy breathe without mechanical help? To be fair this guy gets absolutely no respect in the pages of JSA. If his solo adventures are light-hearted, here the writer makes him look like a complete stupid asshole. Too bad, cause he's a pretty nice guy with a big heart. In one adventure, he even saves the team when they go nuts after Brainwave manipulates their dreams. What thanks does he get? In #9 he's a member for one adventure, and in the next one the JSA inducts Black Canary into the team with no explanation as to Johnny's absence or why he was replaced.
Highlights from #8 & 9 include: the only appearance of Superman and Batman with the team, the multiple appearances and eventual induction of Black Canary, the first appearance of Per Degaton, The formation of the Injustice Society. The Fairyland issue, in which, lo and behold, Wonder Woman does stuff!
 
 
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
03 August 2006 @ 11:02 pm
I have some stuff for sale. I am letting this stuff go for reasonable prices. All of it is in very good working condition with little wear. If you or someone you know could use is looking for any of these articles. Please let me know.

Air Compressor: Campbell Hausfield Standard Duty Air Compresssor.  Adjustable to 100 P.S.I. Used sparingly for airbrushing, but also good to inflate air mattresses, tires, beach toys, sporting equipment,  operate a variety of air-tools for renovation.

Double Bed: Matress and Box Spring w. Metal Support Frame. Extra Long.  1 1/2 years old, still under warranty. Used  only occasionally.

Television: 29" Sanyo Television with Antennae incl.  Fully functioning, excellent picture and sound. Black Swivel Base with Glass door and interior shelf.
 
I will not turn down any reasonable offer! Interested parties  may inquire about these items by dropping me a line at 

DOCMUSCLE@GMAIL.COM

 
 
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
27 July 2006 @ 02:20 pm
I chanced upon this show on CBC. It's an amusing  little program about a group of hideously deformed orphans, who basically run around the orphanage causing all sorts of bloody mayhem.

The show is done in claymation and is reminiscent of Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas or Corpse Bride in style. The humor is very dark, like the Addams' Family but considerably more risque. To give you a better idea of the setup, here are the main characters:

Aldous: A 17 year-old fatalistic goth girl who constantly carries an opened black umbrella and clubs people with her spiked purse.
Princess Lucy:  A horrible, diminutive grey  warty mutant girl in a pink dress who loves her giant lollipop.
Seymour Talkless:  A kid with no mouth an one giant eye in the middle of his head. He is sensitive and artistic and mostly ignored.
Brian Brain: He is shaped like a walking hourglass. His upper half contains his prodigious barain which creates wacky inventions. His lower half wears pants that cover his mouth. He has three eyes.
Charlie: He is an effeminate flaming boy. If he stands too close to you, you will  be scorched.
Army: The one-armed boy who is up for any challenge.
Sammy the Fish Boy: A green, gilled kid with a drinking problem. He spends most of his time under a garden hose, and obssesseing about a mermaid figurine.
The Two-Headed Blue Baby: I don't remember his name, but his heads keep attacking one another.
Nanny GoodApple: Oblivious sweet little old lady who is the nominal head of the orphanage.

While the writing is sometimes uneven and laden with "fart humor", I nevertheless maintain that the animation quality  alone makes What It's Like Being Alone well worth seeing. Plus, it's a Canadian effort, so I urge you to check it out. CBC, Monday Nights, 9:30 PM in Montreal.

 
 
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
25 July 2006 @ 11:17 pm
My Bibliotheque Tally, as I strive to become a greater DC Geek than I already am:

So far, I've read the first three Thunder Agents Archives. The writing is kind of uneven, but Wally Wood on Dynamo and Reed Crandall on NoMan kick all kinds of comic book ass! Wood is possibly probably one of the comic world's greatest inkers.The art is fantastic. Round out the books with Kane, Tuska, and Sekowsky on Menthor, Thunder Squad, and Lightning, and you can easily see why fans still want these characters to make a comeback. Oh, and there are some gorgeous Wood Pinups of the main characters scattered throughout the books. All the basic concepts are in the first book, although Raven and Lightning appear later on. The Manny Stallman art on Raven is of lesser quality in my opinion, but does an interesting job of channelling an Alex Toth vibe.  I've only  acquired a few Thunder Agents comics, but as soon as I can afford to, these archives are going on my shelves.

Also read Doom Patrol Arhives #2, which is a pretty solid read. The plots, while occasionally improbable, hold up pretty well, whilst establishing the main concepts of the DP, Mento, and their adversaries, Garguax andThe Brotherhood of Evil. Bruno Premiani's art is very solid, but he really excels in giving Robotman his copper look. Also, it's a lot of fun to watch Robotman get his body trashed in new ways every issue. A solid read.

The final two books I've read are the Plastic Man arhives #'s 1 &3. Jack Cole is all over the place. I mean that in a good way.  In the earliest tales, one gets the sense that Cole is trying hard to mimic the Eisner Spirit setup, with the wonky titles and a very controlled drawing style. Indeed, much of the inking looks like a product of the Eisner Quality Comics stable, although it is stated that Cole wrote, drew and inked Plas himself.  By the third archive, it is obvious that Cole has found his niche, and it's not necessarily traditional Quality Comics fare. Wacky characters are more prevalent,  and indeed, in one story, Plas and Woozy visit a town of crazy folk. Cole really goes to town here, drawing the most bizarre characters, like people wearing awnings over their eyes, or another fella dressed up as a car, etc. Not having read much of Cole's Plastic Man  before, I can now understand why creators consider the character a tough act to follow. Cole's Plas is so unique and wonky, its perspective is hard to imitate. While the Plas tales appear
lighthearted on the surface, one is struck by the subtle, underlying morality in which the good guy usually triumphs, and the bad guys sometimes get their just desserts from a higher authority than our favorite strechable sleuth.
 
 
CURRENT MOOD: IMPRESSED
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
      Let  me be clear: I have nothing against the Quebec province per se. I think it is generally a good place to live. I DO have a problem with the way it is being run by  incompetent, narrow-minded exclusionist politicians, who suck on the public teat while treating Montreal like the Province's red-headed step child.This is to say nothing of treating anglos as fourth-class citizens in most areas of government, cultural, and commercial endeavor.

      As such, one would normally expect me to avoid a place like the Bibliotheque Nationale on Berri Street like the plague. This just screams "There is nothing here for you, Maudit English Boy, move along!" Ordinarily I would heed that voice, but today was HOT. Really, really, underwear-sticking-to-the-inside-of-your-crack  hot. So, as I proceeded past the Bibliotheque entrance inside the Berri Metro, I was greeted by a most welcome blast of super-cooled air. Enticed, I entered the dreaded bastion of Francophonie prepared to explain that I'd ". . . heard good things about the building in the news . . ." if confronted by security.

       At the entrance, I saw a sign for the Bande Dessines section on the first floor, and headed there, not expecting much.  To my surprise, there was a pretty comprehensive BD section, including many translated versions of American works. I was somewhat impressed.  There was also a large (two standing book cases) Manga section, which appeared to be pretty popular judging by the multitude of young people strewn about the place reading them. Behind that there was the Anglo Comics section. They have a wide variety of the DC Archives books, including Eisner's Spirit stuff. There is a respectable sampling of  hardcover trades of Transmetropolitan, Alan Moore's DC and Wildstorm work, as well as some humor books like Calvin & Hobbes, Zits, etc. I'm sure there's a lot more, but my eyes were doing the Looney Toons'  swirly hypnotize-y thing, and I was drooling a lot. So yeah, I got a membership, and borrowed some books. And for today, at least, I curse my government a little less. So go.

SUCK MY THUNDER!
-THE DOC
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CURRENT MOOD: CONTENT
 
 
DOC MUSCLE
11 July 2006 @ 04:43 pm
    Okay, first things first. Character Contest is still waiting for you pencil jockeys to send in your  drawings. I really would like to post some prettty pictures here, soon. Help a super-brother out. Informal rules and Character Idol hopefuls can be found  in the June  15,16, and 18 posts of this LiveJournal Page.


STUFF FOR SALE!!!

If you, or anyone you know is interested, I have these items for sale at  a resonable price.

Double Bed: Matress and Box Spring w. Metal Support Frame. Extra Long.  1 1/2 years old, still under warranty. Used  only occasionally.

Television: 29" Sanyo Television with Antennae incl.  Fully functioning, excellent picture and sound. Black Swivel Base with Glass door and interior shelf.
 
Interested parties  may inquire about these items by dropping me a line at 

DOCMUSCLE@GMAIL.COM

 
Thanks, all!
 
 
 
 
 
 

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